Man of the People

NASCAR

America's New Official Pastime

Nascar.
If elected President, the Senator promises to immediately push for legislation that makes Nascar the official American pastime, replacing baseball.

Baseball, a sport born of a slower, bucolic era, is boring to the typical American of today. Nothing screams 21st-century America like loudly painted cars pulling six hundred horses, belching fumes, and screeching around a track at two-hundred miles an hour.

Senator Sky Damon

Senator Sky Damon

 

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